Friday, October 28, 2005

SLEEP, SHLEEP

So this week I have gotten a total of 2.6 hours of sleep between work and prepping my film, however, in all that time of WAKEFULNESS, I have had several celebrity sightings worth mentioning. On Tuesday, while visiting the MAC store for my boss, I spent a good 15 minutes behind a very hyper and not so computer savy CHRIS KATTAN. He was just what I expected and would randomly tell people to go see IN HER SHOES. It was slightly annoying, but I didn't mind. I was too busy singing along with WHAT IS LOVE in my head.

Last night before a production meeting, I walked past the JARHEAD premiere in HOLLYWOOD and peaked a few of the movie's stars, then headed over to the meeting and ate some sushi. By the time I was done eating the premiere was over. I walked over to the street corner to press the cross walk button and a group of well dressed LA types walked over and waited. In that group was MR. GEORGE LUCAS.

DUH DUHHH DUH DA DUH DUHHHH DA DA DUHHHH!!!!

He was just waiting there a couple feet from me pondering life and cinema and pretty much just being rich. I was, for some reason, totally star struck with him and I am not even that huge of a fan. The light turned red and everyone crossed the street and I just stood and watched. Maybe I should have said something about JAR JAR or how much I dug the shape of the MILLENIUM FALCON, but I didn't. I never have the balls to say anything to anyone of celebrity status. I think next week I am going to stay up for 72 hours and see if I run into Terrentino and Ferrel.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THIS

Sunday, October 23, 2005

OH YES HE DID!

Visit this beauty of a BLOG and find out what happened to that kid in highschool who made you pee milk out your nose with laughter!
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I'm ALL ABOUT CONSPIRACIES!!!

I usually don't believe them, but they sure make this guy go nuts. There is a conspiracy going around that the federal government blew up the levies in NEW ORLEANS. I guess CNN even did a story about the conspiracy last week. I didn't know THEY had a conspiracy for this one until I was walking to a local deli shop for some delicious sandwiches and I was abruptly asked to sign a petition to impeach BUSH by a protestor carrying a sign that said 'MAKE LEVIES NOT WAR". He told me alllll about the conspiracy which involved many levels and agencies of state and federal government eagerly awaiting the perfect storm to use as a smoke screen to explode the walls that seperated N.O. from the G.O.M. I told him they probably sent out SPECIALLY TRAINED DOLPHINS armed with atomic powered laser beams. THIS BLEW HIS MIND!
Give it up for Conspiracies and the protestors who spread them.
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Thursday, October 13, 2005

LONG TIME NO BLOG...


HELLO FRIENDS! I haven't had the chance to blog in a while because I've been in the thick of pre-production/casting on my next short film THE CHAMP. I have seen tons of great movies that I will try to review this weekend imbetween 2....yes 2 back to back TURBONEGRO shows. I am ready for some DARKNESS.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Some People's careers NEVER DIE!

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It was almost a year ago today. I was helping a crazed INDIAN director recreate a scene from one of his favorite comic books. He decided to cast a rather old actor to play the part of a evil midget mob boss. The problem was the actor was not just old...he was 92. Pluse he was crazy and almost died like 5 times. The day of the shoot was grueling, hillarious, and extremely bizare. The old man tried to electricute himself and almost broke his hip. The weird thing was we had to pretty much hold his hand while on the set and then when we wrapped he was like:

'PEACE BITCHES I'M OUT'

and backflipped out of the front door. Needless to say he would pop up in every casting session thereafter no matter the part, budget, or genre. He would be like:

'HEY LOOK AT ME...IN 92'

and we would be like:

'JOHNNY, YES WE KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE BUT THIS IS A CASTING SESSION FOR WHALE RIDER 2... YOU ARE NOT FROM NEW ZEALAND, YOU ARE NOT A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL, AND I THINK YOU JUST POOPED YOUR PANTS.'

I could tell you story after story of creepy encounters, but the most shocking was flipping the channels last night during commercials and seeing JOHNNY on THE LATE SHOW with LENO. He was like

'HEY I'M A 92 YEAR OLD ACTOR'

and LENO was all

'I'm not that funny!'

Saturday, October 01, 2005

what the....

Rick Rubin and Owen Wilson are co-writing and co-executive producing a show for HBO. Sounds cool and all but I couldn't think of two more random people to create a show together. It's like if Regis and Jay Z shot a reality show pilot.
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