Monday, September 12, 2005

IDIOTS ARE TAKING OVER...

....and I want in. Here is the plan:

1. I will take out a 150K education grant.
2. Another member of MOL will do the same.
3. I will attend HARVARD, party hard, and barely graduate.
4. My counterpart will do the same at STANFORD.
5. I will run for public office and represent cynical assholes on the premise that I care for minorities, women, medical and education.
6. Counterpart will run for governor representing paranoid religious right wingers on the premise that HE will protect our nation from morally corrupt and high taxes.
7. WE both run for President and make sure every debate ends with our stance on abortion and gay marriage.
8. One of us becomes President and we accomplish none of our platforms...especially changing nothing about gay marriage or abortion. Our SON gets a "BECOME A POLITICIAN FOR FREE" card.
9. Both of us become extremely wealthy by writing tell all books about our scandals while in public office.
10. OFFSPRING REPEAT CYCLE!!!

WHO IS IN?

6 Comments:

Blogger suburbanjesus said...

you know i am

7:01 AM  
Blogger kerri said...

hell yes!

9:27 AM  
Blogger j-lay said...

of course they are in. i already predicted that luke would be the first gentlemen.

10:28 AM  
Blogger linz said...

Can I be the National Security Advisor?

12:51 PM  
Blogger wewilleatyou said...

Done!!! Actually on second thought did you ever raise funds for Arabian horses...if so you are definitely qualified.

1:07 PM  
Blogger kerri said...

oooh ooh i did i did! carter even has a shirt to prove it!

legacy arabians '92 baby!

2:20 PM  

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