Sunday, September 04, 2005

I want to invent DRUGS...

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Think about it. It's one bad ass job. Some SUIT storms into your laboratory and disturbs your research on the cure for AIDS and other epidemics to say....

"GENTLEMEN WE NEED A PILL FOR ALLERGIC REACTIONS TO CAT HAIR, A POST SEX ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DEFLATOR, AND SOMETHING FOR THAT WEIRD SENSATION YOU GET WHEN YOU STAND UP TOO FAST AFTER WATCHING 5 HOURS OF CABLE TELEVISION. MAKE SURE IT CAUSES ALOT OF BULLSHIT SIDE EFFECTS AND GET ON IT STAT...I'LL MAKE SURE WE HAVE TONS OF GOVERNMENT FUNDING AND START STORYBOARDING A COMMERCIAL WITH LOTS OF CLASSIC CARS, SOME KITE FLYING, AND A CUTE PUPPY. THIS IS GOING TO BE HUGE.

OH AND ONE MORE THING... DON'T CURE ANYTHING!"

What an easy job. Give me like five days and some ZINC over a bunsen burner and I'll invent SUPERLOSAC. It will help you see in low light and totally give you the shits. IT WILL BE HUGE!

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11:34 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

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11:36 PM  
Blogger j-lay said...

i'm sure the scientist that invented the first "ed" drug had it, and he has his own version that doesn't cause side effects.

8:03 AM  

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