Tuesday, July 26, 2005

HOW I FOUND THE UNDERGROUND?

Production starts one week on my docu...HOW I FOUND THE UNDERGROUND? We got clearance to shoot a underground show. I also just started pre-production on my short THE CHAMP, which will shoot in the middle of November. Negotiations are on the table for MODERN DAY HITCHCOCK to make his second unit directing debut. Until then check my one sheet
underground

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

CHARLIE AND THE WEDDING CRASHERS

Over the long weekend I made it out to see both CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY and THE WEDDING CRASHERS. Both I believe are worth seeing. If you have kids CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY is a must see. Both father and son/ mother and daughter will enjoy TIM BURTON'S quirky take on the book. There is a great sound track by DANNY ELFMAN, Depp is hillarious, and I really like the new Charlie played by FREDDIE HIGHMORE. He played Peter in FINDING NEVERLAND. All in all it was a crowd pleaser for all ages.
As for WEDDING CRASHERS, although extremely funny, if you take your whole family to see this movie you are probably one of those parents who leaves the baby carrier on top of the car and drives away. This movie is very much AMERICAN PIE for adults. Owen and Vince can not be stopped. Their banter back and forth gets me every time...that mixed with Mr. Christopher Walken and a special visit by Will Ferrel (ofcourse he always makes a special vistit) makes this movie a laugh fest from the land of laughing laughter-alot.....laugh. Go see it its worth a visit to local movie plex or sleazy back alley pirate shop. Hey I don't judge.... its just too bad that you would steal from Jesus and his extended family, the film makers of Hollywood.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Underground Hip Hop Lives in the West

I had a great weekend. Went south to San Diego to surf it up a bit, see old friends, got inspired, and figured out a little bit more of how I will be planning my attack on the movie business. Also made a great contact for a possible HIP HOP docu.... we'll see, we'll see.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

DRIVE DIALING T.W.

Everyone does it? You're driving home from work during rush hour, the highway is a little congested, the radio has nothing to offer, and you're already on your fourth rotation through your ipod....so what do you do. You grab your cell phone and speed dial your TRAFFIC WHORE. "What is a traffic whore?" you might say. Well it's that special someone you call when are driving and need some time to waist. You call, you talk, and when you reach your destination.... you hang up as fast as possible, with no regard for the T.W.'s feelings or final thoughts.
Slam, bam, thank-you traffic whore.
Today I discovered that I was someone's T.W. It hurt, but only a little when I remembered that he was my DOG WALKING WHORE. If you have a T.W. you should admit it!!!! Drive dialing is an addiction and this guy can help you through it.
phoneman

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

SUBURBAN JESUS or MR. BELDING

Do you remember the SAVED BY THE BELL episode when Mr. Richard Belding decided to proclaim his random thoughts every morning over the Bayside High P.A. system? He would tell the students what his wife made him for dinner the night before or what his favorite song was by JOURNEY or even about some random author who just completed a great book on ancient history for next years freshmen. Alot of the students made fun of Mr. Belding... even Screech, but Zack stood up for him believing that there must be some merit to these daily audio pre-blogs.
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ZACK WAS WRONG. So wrong that NBC exec's cancelled the show and Zack had to watch as his Bayside High empire crumbled and his girl moved to Beverly Hills.
BELDING
Listen to SLY, Richard... stop quickhitting before the executives cancel BLOGGING for lazy posting.

Monday, July 04, 2005

We miss you OVERDOSE

ELDOSE... come back!!! We all accept you regardless of your taste for movies.
OVERDOSE

HAPPY TOM AND HANK 1.2

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HAPPY TOM MAKING A VERY WISE DECISION
hank
HANK DECIPHERING HOW HE WILL ATTACK MY FACE ON THIS PARTICULAR NIGHT

Saturday, July 02, 2005

HANK and HAPPY TOM

So my wife brought home two kittens and I have a theory that they may want to kill each other. Individually they are good cats...one is a little shy and the other is opposite of shy (he likes to sit on my face), but when they are together my living room becomes BATTLE ROYALE!!! Hank is pretty keen and I think he is rewiring my PS2 to become some kind of 1970's CIA shock device. I would post pictures but "I'M TOO DARK FOR THAT" right 'NOTABIMBO'?